Today was my first official day of classes (according to me
FLE doesn't count) which was pleasantly easy. The first class of the day was
Lexicology or the study of words to put it simply. This class should be
interesting for three reasons:
-First, it
is the lexicology of the English language.
-Second, its
lectures are in a mixture of French and English
-Lastly, I
am taking it with Jessy and Kate.
Talk about craziness a class shared with those two! Kate and
I have had classes before with one another and are not too distracting. Jessy
however is a natural distraction, a hilarious distraction, but a distraction
nonetheless. He is a French friend of mine and very charismatic in just about
every manner. He is useful though when it comes to the French section of the
lecture. If I don't know how to spell a word or am unsure of what the teacher
just said Jessy helps me with his notes. I do the vice versa for him making it
a nice balancing act.
I was rather proud of myself during this first lecture.
During the second hour of class my professor began to explain the parts of
speech in English. She stated that there were nine (including articles) and
wrote them one by one on the board. I had all nine down on my paper before she
hit the third one. Jessy did not believe my work and was convinced that I was
wrong. Heh, it is never wise to challenge me on a subject I am familiar with. I
will fight tooth and nail for my answer even if it is not fully correct, I
don't care. My pride and stubborn attitude always refuse to let go. Plus I'm an
English major with a grammar book; the parts of speech are basic for me.
It turned out that I was 100% correct; my answers matched
the professor's perfectly. Then happened an exercise which I also dominated.
The teacher wrote five sentences that used the word "round" in five
different parts of speech. They were if memory serves,
A
round. (noun)
A
round shape. (adjective)
Round
your Lips. (verb)
The
wheels of the bus go round. (adverb)
He
sailed round the world. (preposition)
Guess what audience? Mary answered/guessed all the correct
responses. That's right go me! Sorry to be obnoxious about this minor
victory/win but it is nice to know that some knowledge actually does stick with
you. Moving on.
After lexicology came nursery rhymes. It is exactly what it
sounds like a class all about nursery rhymes. The teacher (an animated Welsh
woman) asked if there were any Anglo-Saxon students in the class rather early
on. I raised my hand; my hand happened to be the only one in the air. First
though, oh joy. She was pleased as punch to see a hand up and asked for my
name. I knew that if I answered then I would forever be the teacher's helper
and perhaps dubbed her "pet" as well. Whatever, a pet usually
receives good grades. Throughout the class she would reference me on several
parts of her lecture. For example she asked me if I knew who an egg-shaped doll
represented. I answered, not surprisingly, "humpty dumpty."
Apparently the
French don't know who Humpty is which is somewhat of a shame.
A dumb egg falling off a wall is always funny. Once I answered she threw the
doll at a student, who wasn't exactly aware, which caused the entire
amphitheater to erupt into laughter, except for the Humpty Dumpty victim. She
is going to be one fascinating professor.
That was all I had today. On most weeks I will have three
classes on Wednesday, but my creative writing class with Mama Duck does not
start until next week. Such sorrow! Once classes were finished I grabbed some
take-out panini sandwiches and bought two cartons of orange juice for Kate.
Poor sweet Kate was sick today with a forceful cold. She asked if I could nab
some extra papers for her as well as some orange juice. I did both of course
(part of the whole friendship and being a decent person thing) and even gave
her some Nyquil to help ease the symptoms. Hopefully she will feel better by
the weekend. Colds here suck because there aren't too many sunshine filled
days. Fresh air is necessary for a speedy recovery and Le Havre's molded rain
gust tend to make matters worse. I'm crossing my fingers for some strong
sunlight tomorrow, Kate definitely needs it.
That's cheating - those last two uses of "round" should actually have been "'round" as an informal spelling of "around"! So it doesn't really count as using one word five different ways.
ReplyDeleteI know, my lexicology teacher doesn't have perfect English understanding. She believes that "honour" has a hard "h" sound as well as "clerk" pronunciation being "clark". Conflicts!
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